It is really hard for my girlfriend to troll my Tumblr when I leave it logged in. You cannot jerkcity this Tumblr. This Tumblr IS jerkcity.
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which american president was least guilty
lincoln
he was in a cent
I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
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Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man (x)
“I was talking about it with Dan Eckman, who directed my Bonfire video. Can you imagine that trailer? That would be dope. Like it makes sense… a poor black kid in Queens. Like it just fits.”He woulda been a great fuckin’ Spider-Man.
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“It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me”
Ancient Roman penises with wings discovered in Britain
Using metal detectors, these objects dating back 1,600-2,000 years were dug up and recently published in the journal Britannia. Aside from statues of alleged Emperor lover, gold and silver brooches and trinkets of various sorts, there are these carved bone phalluses, with finely detailed wings.
im not dead guys i just joined a gang or sometrhing
I do terrible things to people
the best part is that it doesn’t matter which order you read this in
you can even read it in a loop
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What this actually is, is a wound man illustration used by medical students of the middle ages to show common injuries on the battlefield. A good lot of them are fatal.Especially those illustrating the piercing of the femoral artery. I would say that 3/4s of the injuries illustrated are actually mortal wounds.
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[ The Helmet of King Henry XIII. ]
King Henry the XIII was actually nearsighted, which would explain the affixed spectacles upon the helmet. Also, the pure craftsmanship and joints show that this helmet actually had several faces that could be added to it. This is the one surviving piece of Henry’s entire suit of armor.
